1. When I make a decision that isn't classified as "normal" people think I have to answer their question as to why I decided on that. Why do people question my motives?
Answer: Because human beings are very nosy and think they have a right to know everything.
2. When I'm at the gym, guys think its OK to come up to me, instead of the 6 other guys using the same machine, and ask me how many sets i have left. Why don't guys ask other guys?
Answer: Because they assume the girl does not know what she is doing.
3. At the gym, it is hard to find an empty machine. Most of the machines are being used by people that aren't doing their workouts correctly. Why do people spend so long at one machine when there aren't similar machines around and other people want to use that machine?
Answer: Because some are selfish.
4. When I am sitting at the bar by myself and some guy thinks the empty seat next to me was saved for him. Why don't guys respect space.
Answer: Because some are ignorant.
5. When I walk my dog, she walks me. It's very hard to keep up with her. Why can't she walk by my side instead of pulling me the whole way?
Answer; Because she likes to act as if she's never been on a walk before.
6. When i go home for a weekend, my mom wants me to clean and cook for her everyday. Why can't she understand that I am on a mini vacation from all of that?
Answer: Because she wants to take advantage of me for that weekend.
7. When I'm late and i get all the red lights. Why does the universe do this only on those occasions?
Answer: So i don't speed.... and be even more late.
8. When someone on the road cuts me off. Why do people drive like that?
Answer: Because they don't know how to properly change lanes.
9. When I come home from rugby practice and I am exhausted but my dog and stomach demand me to feed them. Why can't they see how tired i am?
Answer: Because they're hungry.
10. When I go to my drop zone to skydive for the weekend but the wind is too strong and it remains that strong for the entire day. Why can't the wind lighten up for an hour?
Answer: Because mother nature won't allow it.
11. Every time i try to do my homework, my dog selfishly jumps on top of me and demands love and attention. Why can't she patiently wait until i am done?
Answer: because it when she says so.
12. In the mornings, during winter in Gainesville. the fog prohibits me from seeing clearly through all my windows and windshield. Why can't fog preventing be already installed in cars.
Answer: because that's extra.
13. When i am trying to sleep my dog likes to take up the entire bed. Its queen sized. Why can't she stick to the end of the bed.
Answer: because she isn't an average dog.
14. Overtime I'm looking for an empty desk and chair in library west, it becomes a mission. Why can't there be open desk and chairs?
Answer: because people live in the library. (not literally)
15. When I'm watching Netflix and the buffer comes up. Why can't Netflix fix that problem?
Answer: Because they love putting their clients through torture.
16. Every time I go into a store and i see the prices, which are way out of my budget, and the employees automatically start me a fitting room. Why can't i look in peace?
Answer: Because there is no such thing in America.
17. Getting up in the morning is difficult when the cold chills even my bones. Why is it this cold in Florida?
Answer: Because Florida's weather is very bipolar.
18. Every time I drive to campus, it takes me close to one hour to get from Newell to Tigert hall because of the pedestrians that do not stop for one second to let one car go by. Why can't student understand that the cars have to get somewhere too?
Answers: Because they think pedestrians always have the right away even though they see the same vehicle hasn't moved for 15 minutes because they won't allow it.
19. When I am looking for parking on campus and i go around the parking lot for about 20 minutes and just as i am about to give up, a car that just got there finds the empty spot. Why isn't there a rule for first come first park?
Answer: Because that does not exist on campus... or anywhere.
20. old people really think they can get away with anything. They bump into me and expect me to apologize. This applies to car, carts, and bodily contact. Why don't they have manners or common sense?
Answer: Because that must diminish with age.
REFLECTION: This assignment was very simple for me. I can easily think of all the things that bug me. What made it more challenging was the question and answer because I have never really questioned myself as to why something bothers me, but it also made it more fun because i could choose as to how i want to word each part. I enjoyed it, even though it took me a while to complete.
11. Every time i try to do my homework, my dog selfishly jumps on top of me and demands love and attention. Why can't she patiently wait until i am done?
Answer: because it when she says so.
12. In the mornings, during winter in Gainesville. the fog prohibits me from seeing clearly through all my windows and windshield. Why can't fog preventing be already installed in cars.
Answer: because that's extra.
13. When i am trying to sleep my dog likes to take up the entire bed. Its queen sized. Why can't she stick to the end of the bed.
Answer: because she isn't an average dog.
14. Overtime I'm looking for an empty desk and chair in library west, it becomes a mission. Why can't there be open desk and chairs?
Answer: because people live in the library. (not literally)
15. When I'm watching Netflix and the buffer comes up. Why can't Netflix fix that problem?
Answer: Because they love putting their clients through torture.
16. Every time I go into a store and i see the prices, which are way out of my budget, and the employees automatically start me a fitting room. Why can't i look in peace?
Answer: Because there is no such thing in America.
17. Getting up in the morning is difficult when the cold chills even my bones. Why is it this cold in Florida?
Answer: Because Florida's weather is very bipolar.
18. Every time I drive to campus, it takes me close to one hour to get from Newell to Tigert hall because of the pedestrians that do not stop for one second to let one car go by. Why can't student understand that the cars have to get somewhere too?
Answers: Because they think pedestrians always have the right away even though they see the same vehicle hasn't moved for 15 minutes because they won't allow it.
19. When I am looking for parking on campus and i go around the parking lot for about 20 minutes and just as i am about to give up, a car that just got there finds the empty spot. Why isn't there a rule for first come first park?
Answer: Because that does not exist on campus... or anywhere.
20. old people really think they can get away with anything. They bump into me and expect me to apologize. This applies to car, carts, and bodily contact. Why don't they have manners or common sense?
Answer: Because that must diminish with age.
REFLECTION: This assignment was very simple for me. I can easily think of all the things that bug me. What made it more challenging was the question and answer because I have never really questioned myself as to why something bothers me, but it also made it more fun because i could choose as to how i want to word each part. I enjoyed it, even though it took me a while to complete.
I found the answers to your "bugs" to be hilarious. They are so true, yet very funny at the same time. I found it difficult to come up with some of the answers to my "bugs" but reading yours made it seem much simpler than how I was imagining it to be. Also, some of your "bugs" are similar to mine too, which I think is just due to the fact we are both in college and both exposed to the same things.
ReplyDeleteHey Cristal, I'm pretty sure we went to the same high school small world! Your bugs are pretty funny especially the one about your dog. Florida's bipolar weather bugs me as well.
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